Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot just rolled out a new superhero. This one is for sure the bravest superhero of them all. The Census Cowboy who will be riding around the streets of Chicago with census forms. What could go wrong? Um… Like everything. If you wish to be a Census Cowboy, good news! That job slot will soon be open again. If you don’t get it keep waiting because it will reopen again and again and again until it is your turn. Note: These video clips are for the purpose of commentary thus constituting fair use by all that is sacred and holy.